Sunday, November 20, 2005

The Chronicle - MARC Auction

MARC Community Resources, Ltd. held its First Annual Gala Auction on November 19 at the Wadsworth Mansion in Middletown. The auction was hosted by local TV news anchor Joanne Nesti and Arlene Mazzotta of A.R. Mazzotta Employment Agency, with Auctioneer Bill Barrows and Emcee Don DeCesare of WMRD. The items offered ranged from exotic African safaris, Puerto Rican vacation resorts and guided newsroom tours (courtesy of Nesti) to the more typical paintings and handcrafts. “We have some wonderful gift baskets, jewelry, children’s things,” MARC’s Jane Carroll described. “It’s just a huge assortment, almost anything you can think of is there.” Aetna foundation, Wal-Mart, KGS Insurance Services, Middlesex Youth ARC and CL&P sponsored the auction to raise money for MARC’s new location in Cromwell.

“It’s our very first [auction] and we’re really excited about it.” said Carroll. “We’re having wonderful response from our staff and from the community. We’re going to use the money to defray the cost of renovating the building because we needed to make it handicapped accessible.” The building, located at 421 Main Street, will house Vocational and Leisure Services for the organization, which provides special assistance to children and adults with cognitive disabilities in towns throughout Connecticut. The building also hosts the agency’s latest program, Saturday for Kids.

In addition to the purchase of the Cromwell property, MARC reached another landmark this year as it celebrates its 50th anniversary. An advertisement placed in the local newspaper by Renee Bolt was the starting point of the MARC organization. Bolt was searching for families that wanted to give their mentally retarded children more opportunities in life. Seven other families responded and together they successfully appealed to the Middletown Board of Education to allow their children to attend classes in the public schools. Inspired by this victory, the group became incorporated in 1956 as the Middletown Association of Parents and Friends of Retarded Children.

In the following decade, the organization continued to work towards improving the lives of the mentally handicapped. They began holding religious classes for children and opened preschool and day care programs. In 1971, they undertook a new endeavor, the volunteer group MYARC (Middlesex Youth Association for Retarded Citizens), under the supervision of Brother J. Robert Houlihan at Mercy and Xavier High Schools. The program, still active today, offers its adult participants two sessions each week. The dance therapy portion is held every Tuesday and allows the participants and volunteers (who are students from Mercy and Xavier) a fun way to interact while doing the Electric Slide or the Chicken Dance. A ceramics class is offered on Thursdays. The MYARC program endeavors to create a sense of accomplishment for both its participants and volunteers.

Following the success of MYARC, MARC launched a host of new programs throughout the eighties and nineties from new and ever-changing locations. In 1981, MARC’s building on 12 Fairview Street in Portland opened, and they kicked off a fund-raising campaign to “Put MARC on Wheels” for the purchase of a bus. The "Room to Grow" program was introduced in 1982 as a job assistance program for recent high school graduates. The Supported Employment Program followed in 1987, which matched MARC participants with area employers. They also opened group homes (including MARC II for women and MARC III) and an Opportunities for Older Adults Program for senior citizens with mental retardation. Programs for Home Ownership, Family Intervention, “Caring Families” (designed to increase donations for low-income households) were implemented in the nineties.

Today, the MARC group continues to work towards its original goal of providing empowerment and

choice to the hundreds of individuals with disabilities. Its Self-Advocacy and Individual Options programs are designed to foster a sense of independence among its participants, who, as a result of their particular disabilities, must constantly rely on others to help them through each day. The newest program, Saturday for Kids, focuses more on ensuring that participants fully enjoy their lives by providing social interaction and fun activities. MARC’s purpose is perhaps stated best in the words of its CEO, Elizabeth Werner. “We all need brick and mortar, a place to gather, a place to meet, a place to live—what we really need is a place, a place in the world where we are empowered to be all that we can be. That is our mission.”

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Easily Amused - Fun with Politics

For every truly useful and informative web site, there must be an equally trivial and frivolous one. This is the yin and yang of the internet universe. But just because a web site is devoted to bubble wrap doesn’t mean it is any less important than a page dedicated to ending world hunger, does it? Well, alright, it probably does. But it is this heterogeneity that gives the internet a vitality and uniqueness that is unparalleled in any other media. This column is dedicated to these mindlessly fun, sometimes intriguing web sites.

This Week’s Theme - Political Fun

Dancing Bush - http://www.dancingbush.com/

Bush or Chimp? - http://www.bushorchimp.com/

John Kerry is a Douchebag but I’m Voting for Him Anyway -

http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/

Kerry Sloganator - http://kerrysloganator.com/

This Land is Your Land Parody - http://www.jibjab.com

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Easily Amused - Get Animated

For every truly useful and informative web site, there must be an equally trivial and frivolous one. This is the yin and yang of the internet universe. But just because a web site is devoted to bubble wrap doesn’t mean it is any less important than a page dedicated to ending world hunger, does it? Well, alright, it probably does. But it is this heterogeneity that gives the internet a vitality and uniqueness that is unparalleled in any other media. This column is dedicated to these mindlessly fun, sometimes intriguing web sites.

This Week’s Theme - Get Animated

Badger Badger Badger - http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

It’s just a bunch of dancing badgers in a field with a mushroom and an evil snake, yet it is oddly hypnotic. Check out their Lord of the Rings Special Edition for more badger fun.

The Hampster Dance - http://www.hampsterdance.com/

These cute little hampsters have been dancing the night away since 1997.

Rather Good - http://www.rathergood.com/

This site boasts a whole slew of odd yet quite entertaining musical animations. Don’t miss “We Like The Moon” (http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/) or Pavarotti’s ode to elephants (http://www.rathergood.com/elephants/).

Mr. Peg - http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/mrpeg.html

Sing with me now: “The original man, made out of pegs, pegs for arms, pegs for legs, fancy that! A peg for a hat...”

Ding Fries Are Done - http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html

It's everyone’s favorite politically-incorrect Christmas song!

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Easily Amused - Random Generation

For every truly useful and informative web site, there must be an equally trivial and frivolous one. This is the yin and yang of the internet universe. But just because a web site is devoted to bubble wrap doesn’t mean it is any less important than a page dedicated to ending world hunger, does it? Well, alright, it probably does. But it is this heterogeneity that gives the internet a vitality and uniqueness that is unparalleled in any other media. This column is dedicated to these mindlessly fun, sometimes intriguing web sites.

This Week’s Theme - The Random Generation

The dissTron - http://www.disstron.com/

Includes such snappy comebacks as “My friend told me you do the chili dog with Phil Donahue!”

Jimmyco Random Fortune Cookie Generator - http://www.jimmyco.net/cookie.html

Includes such optimistic fortunes as “You will drown in a canal.”

The Death Clock - http://www.deathclock.com/

Just in case the dying-in-a-canal fortune wasn’t depressing enough, the Death Clock will pinpoint the exact date of that fatal occurrence (as a friendly reminder that time is running out).

The Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator - http://www.fadetoblack.com/namegenerator/?

I have thrown away the white man’s name of Christina Brzustoski and will be known from this day forth as Zuwadza!

The Surrealist Compliment Generator - http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG/

When you just can’t think of what to say to compliment your mate, you could always try one from this site, such as “You mutter such objects of equine delight, while in a basket of hounds and toes, that the mind's ability to sew together slices of mordant ivory becomes tamed with visions of Tamils in Constantinople.”

Friday, July 16, 2004

Easily Amused - Disgruntled Workers of the World Unite

For every truly useful and informative web site, there must be an equally trivial and frivolous one. This is the yin and yang of the internet universe. But just because a web site is devoted to bubble wrap doesn’t mean it is any less important than a page dedicated to ending world hunger, does it? Well, alright, it probably does. But it is this heterogeneity that gives the internet a vitality and uniqueness that is unparalleled in any other media. This column is dedicated to these mindlessly fun, sometimes intriguing web sites.



This week's theme: Disgruntled Workers of the World Unite!

Customers Suck! The Customer is Never Right - http://customerssuck.com/

A great venting site for any worker who has ever had contact with the general public, Customers Suck has lists of customers’ stupidest questions (“Do you take cash?”) and 67 pages of reasons why they actually suck.

Internet Squeegee Guy - http://www.website1.com/squeegee/

It’s a guy with a squeegee on the Information Superhighway - do you let him clean your monitor or tell him to get lost? A question that has plagued netizens since 1995...

Bitterwaitress - http://www.bitterwaitress.com/

The highlight of Bitterwaitress is its STD, i.e., shitty tippers database. Don’t worry if your name and embarrassingly small tip shows up on their list, there’s a special “submit an apology” feature as well.

Demotivators from Despair.com - http://www.demotivators.com/

For those who are eternally irritated by sappy and trite motivational posters, Depair.com offers the more realistic Demotivator. Example - a pretty picture of french fries reminds us that “Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.”

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Easily Amused - Lost in Translation

For every truly useful and informative web site, there must be an equally trivial and frivolous one. This is the yin and yang of the internet universe. But just because a web site is devoted to bubble wrap doesn’t mean it is any less important than a page dedicated to ending world hunger, does it? Well, alright, it probably does. But it is this heterogeneity that gives the internet a vitality and uniqueness that is unparalleled in any other media. This column is dedicated to these mindlessly fun, sometimes intriguing web sites.

This Week’s Theme - Lost in Translation

The Bible in Pig Latin - http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/ible-bay.html

You can hear the collective cheer of Pig Latin speakers across the globe now that the Holy Book is available in this elegant tongue.

Kiss This Guy: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics - http://www.kissthisguy.com/

Taken from the famous Jimi Hendrix mondegreen “‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy,” this site is a funny compendium of similarly misunderstood song lyrics.

Engrish - http://www.engrish.com

A hilarious and often surreal look at Japan’s misuse of the English language, from “No Smorking” signs to “Miss Urine Tester USA” t-shirts.

The Dialectizer - http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

Just type in a phrase and watch “Hello, how are you” dialectize into Swedish Chef as “Hellu, hoo ere-a yuoo.” Other dialects include Jive, Redneck and Elmer Fudd.

Monday, July 5, 2004

Easily Amused - Evil On-line

For every truly useful and informative web site, there must be an equally trivial and frivolous one. This is the yin and yang of the internet universe. But just because a web site is devoted to bubble wrap doesn’t mean it is any less important than a page dedicated to ending world hunger, does it? Well, alright, it probably does. But it is this heterogeneity that gives the internet a vitality and uniqueness that is unparalleled in any other media. This column is dedicated to these mindlessly fun, sometimes intriguing web sites.

This Week’s Theme - Evil On-line

Bert is Evil - http://www.bertisevil.tv/

Who would have thought that Ernie’s grouchy yet lovable, er, companion was responsible for every major scandal and dire event of the last 50 years, from the JFK assassination to the death of Sesame Streets beloved Mr. Hooper? This documentary evidence will make you believe. (Warning: site contains mature content)

David Hasselhoff is the Anti-Christ - http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml

Not quite as far-fetched as the evil muppet one, but still funny.

The Bushy-Tailed Rat - http://www.geocities.com/nickedemis/

This site seeks to warn others of the Evil Squirrel Conspiracy. And if you think this is a lone weirdo, then http://www.student.smsu.edu/j/jmw894s/Opinions/squirrel10.htm and http://www.anti-squirrel.com should prove that this is hardly an isolated phenomenon.

The Dark Side of the Scooby Gang - http://www.cdc.net/~drjekyll/scooby/darkside/

The errors and plot holes of classic Scooby episodes led one webmaster to believe that such shenanigans could only be caused by the Nega-Scooby Gang, the nefarious dopplegängers of our beloved Mystery Inc. Jinkies! (Note that Scrappy Doo is, naturally, a member of the Nega team.)

Beware the Grease-Painted Ones - http://www.clownz.com/index.html

Just more proof that clowns are truly evil.